Virginia Rhymes

Virginia is obsessed with rhyming, and she's really good at it. Unfortunately, however, she does not discriminate when rhyming, and she often chooses completely inappropriate words.

Not too long ago at the grocery store she said something along these lines: "sick, mick, lick, @#ck." I try not to respond too much, because she really doesn't know what she's saying. Just yesterday, however, I couldn't contain my laughter when I heard her coming down the stairs saying, "whoa, whoa, whoa, you're a jiggly ho."

I laugh every time I think if this. Thanks, Virginia. I just hope you don't get yourself into too much trouble when you enter kindergarten.