Sunday, October 26, 2008

No She Didn't . . .

Ella, Virginia, and I were shopping in the frozen foods section of HEB, when we came basket to basket with an image that will forever haunt me.  She was approximately 5'4", blond, fit, scantily clad, and the proud owner of the largest, tannest, roundest breasts I've ever seen.  We gaped.  The man next to us gaped.  And Virginia screamed, "KISS MY NIPPLES."

I have nothing more to say.


7 comments:

Kat Creech said...

Gotta love that girl...she always speaks the way she sees it...I would have loved to see the expression of the ladies face...ha!

Cassie said...

Oh My Gosh!

Bethany said...

That is so classic.

Anonymous said...

Grampa wants a postcript of the woman's reaction.

dwija said...

Wow. Double wow.

Alanna Childers said...

Maybe I spent too much time in South Beach, but that seems perfectly normal to me. Well, normal if Virginia was a transvestite.

Pat Pat said...

That's better than kiss my grits. I just love the visual too!

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