On Daddy and Some Other Random Comments

Ella's thoughts on Daniel:

Here's the thing, mom. I've decided that I do want to one day get married and have kids. The problem is that the only person I want to marry is daddy, and he's already married.

Mom, if some king tried to take our country, daddy could just bomb him. He could bomb that king while spinning the whole earth on his little pinkie. And he could do this even if he was the size of mouse.

In other news:

At school I learned that Hanukkah is what you celebrate when you don't believe in Santa Claus.

Mrs. Brockermeyer taught us that long, long ago babies had no love.