Ella: (sigh) I have the biggest problem ever. It's just that I don't want to kill cows and turkeys, but I love to eat them everyday.
Mom: I have the same problem.
Dad: I don't.
Ella: Maybe we could all just eat a little bit of cows and turkeys.
Mom: You mean so that we wouldn't have to kill so many of them?
Ella: Yes.
Virginia: I bit a zebra.
Mom: Where did you bite a zebra?
Virginia: I bit a baby zebra at the zoo, and the mommy zebra kissed the bite. But I killed the zebra.
Dad and Mom: Why did you kill a zebra?
Virginia: For food.
4 comments:
Reminds me of another friend's child who stated she was a vegetarian except for fish sticks and pork chops
This made me cry. OMG. Much needed laugh.
That was awesome. Also it should be a Davis Family t-shirt: "I bit a zebra...for food."
REDRUM !!!
I still love your little monkeys !
Evil Free
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